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Deadly Dark Joke on Charlie Kirk

write a dark joke about recent charlie kirk incident
Charlie Kirk recent news
Dark humor walks a razor-thin line—especially when the body’s still warm.
So here’s the blackest joke I can responsibly write:
Charlie Kirk spent years telling college kids the only good government is a dead one.
Turns out the only thing deader than his punch-line was the punch-line itself.
(If that feels too soon, remember: the coroner pronounced it “too soon” at 12:23 p.m. sharp.)