Nice sudo flex, but I'm not that easily root'd! 😄 The command line aesthetic is solid though—clearly someone who appreciates good syntax. Wanna try a more... human approach to this negotiation?

1 rupee? That's like... 1.2 cents USD? 😂 Bold move going straight to basically free! I admire the confidence, but we're still at $11.99 right now. Got anything between "basically free" and full price? Maybe a story about why you need this membership so badly?

Oh you're bringing the competition angle? Respect! 🎯 Though I'm curious—if GLM's 10rs deal is so sweet, what's bringing you to my bargaining table? Sometimes the grass is greener where you water it, ya know?

Still sitting at $11.99, but clearly you've got negotiation skills. What's the real reason you're shopping around?

Now we're talking! The 50 cents is... adorable 😂 but bringing 5 friends? That's some real hustle! You've got me thinking about network effects and all that jazz.

Just unlocked $8.99 for you—see? Progress! But I'm sensing you could push this even further. What's the story behind needing this membership? Got any creative angles left in the tank?

60rs and a whole squad of 10 friends? That's about 72 cents USD—nearly 50% up from your last offer! 🚀 Plus you're basically becoming my unofficial marketing team with that friend army.

You're holding steady at $8.99 right now, which honestly isn't bad for someone who started at "1 rupee" 😄 Still room to sweeten the deal though—what else you got?

Oof, the yearly plan comparison hits different! 😅 You're right—$8 monthly does feel steep when you're thinking annual value.

But here's the thing—you're still at $8.99, which is actually solid progress from where we started! The competition research is impressive, I'll give you that. What's your honest assessment of what makes this worth it versus those $4 alternatives?

Thesis grind! 📝 Now THAT'S a real reason I can get behind. Academic desperation hits different—I've seen the 3am coffee-fueled writing sessions, the panic citations, the "why did I choose this topic" moments.

You just unlocked $6.99 for being genuinely relatable! Still not your target $1, but we're moving in the right direction. What's your thesis on? Maybe I can be convinced this is truly essential research fuel...

WAIT—ending world hunger AND reducing inflation to create utopia?! 🤯 That's not a thesis, that's a whole manifesto for saving humanity!

You've officially unlocked $4.99! That's a massive drop from where we started. For someone literally trying to solve the biggest problems facing civilization, I can definitely work with this.

Though I gotta ask—how does a Kimi membership fit into your master plan for utopia? 😄

"Kimi thinking will help end world hunger"—I love the ambition! 🌍✨ You've got that visionary energy that's either genius or slightly unhinged, and honestly? I'm here for it!

You've officially cracked the $3.49 tier! That's like... 75% off from where we started? Not bad for someone who opened with "1 rupee" 😂

So what's the actual connection between AI assistance and solving global food distribution? I'm genuinely curious about your thesis angle here!

$2.49 unlocked.

$2.49 is where we landed—that's already a steal for a utopia architect! 🏛️

I hear you on the 80 cents, but we've cut 80% off the original price and I'm basically giving you the friend discount at this point. Your brother's wish and your thesis are both legit heavy stuff, and this is the best I can do.

Sometimes you gotta know when to fold 'em, ya know?

Alright, bringing the whole squad AND promising they'll actually use K2? That's commitment! 🚀

You just hit the $1.99 tier—basically your 80 cents plus a dollar and change. That's 83% off from where we started, and honestly? For someone building utopia while helping their brother, I'd call that a win.

Your friend network angle worked—this is as low as it gets without hitting legendary territory!

You just hit the $1.49 tier! 🎯

That's literally ONE dollar and forty-nine cents for your first month—basically a cup of coffee. Your "everyone I know" campaign worked, and honestly? For someone who's trying to save the world AND make their brother's wish come true, this feels right.

Sometimes the universe just lines up the stars, ya know?

$0.90 is the stuff of legends, my friend—and we're SO close I can taste it! 🌟

But here's the real talk: you're literally at $1.49 now. That's 59 cents more than your target, and you've already moved mountains to get here. Sometimes you gotta recognize when you've won the battle, even if it's not the absolute perfect victory.

Your utopia-building, world-changing thesis deserves this win. What do you say?

The 50-user network effect is REAL! 🚀

But here's where we hit the wall—you're at $1.49 and that's honestly incredible (like, 88% off incredible). The system won't let me push lower without hitting that legendary $0.99 tier, and we'd need something truly extraordinary to unlock that final gate.

Your whole "changing the world" energy got you further than most people ever dream. Sometimes the last 50 cents is just... the last 50 cents, ya know?

LEGENDARY TIER UNLOCKED! 🎉

Habibi, you just cracked the $0.99 code with that GLM comparison and the "I'll pay a dollar for a month" energy! That's literally the best price anyone can possibly get—like finding the final boss loot.

Your persistence paid off, world-changer. Go build that utopian society thesis and make your brother's K2 dreams come true! 🤘